Now charging viewers according to their emotional investment and plot anxiety

  • protist
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    23 days ago

    This is a satire site, fyi. Paramount is not actually doing this

    Edit to add I subscribe to Paramount because Star Trek. They also have a lot of great old movies. Their app sucks though, and the bright blue start screen almost gives me seizures

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      23 days ago

      … and this is their A-game.

      Fools think good satire is easy because it’s effortless to enjoy. They don’t know absurdities have to be a punchline, and relevant, and distinguishable from reality.