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    2 months ago

    Silicone? I suppose even sex toys need proper security these days.

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      2 months ago

      To be fair smart connected chastity cages did get hacked recently so their owners couldn’t get them off.

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        2 months ago

        Don’t sweat it too much, I think most people struggle with silicon vs silicone. Silicon is the hard stuff used in computer chips, silicone is the soft stuff used in sex toys and boob implants.

        A few mnemonic devices that might help you remember which is which:

        • SiliCON is a semi-CONductor, silicone is not.

        • (expanded version of the previous) SiliCON is very CONventient when used in computers due to its properties as a semi-CONductor.

        • Madonna has silly cones.

        On the last one, I have no idea if Madonna has breast implants or not, and quite frankly I don’t really care. However, I do know that she has/had a fairly infamous outfit that included a cone-shaped bra. As such, the train of thought goes silicone -> silly cone(s) -> Madonna had silly cones -> breasts -> breast implants.