Well–

“There ain’t no covid no more–there never was no covid!”

It protects me from a wide variety of things.

“What, you believe in aliens too?”

Sure, why not?


An actual conversation I had with a trucker the other day.

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    “i have a deadly contagious disease”

    “so i can blow you kisses in private”

    “cuz it looks cool”

    “i like to pretend im a doctor”

    “to agitate fools”

    “im actually french”

    “so i dont blow your wife’s pussy smell all over the room”