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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

How to give your dad a heart condition

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How to give your dad a heart condition

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    You gotta use grapeseed oil for high temperature applications, duh.

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      Avocado oil has the healthy kind of fat that cars crave.

    • moistclump@lemmy.world
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      I don’t think it’s virgin, could that be the issue?

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        I’ll fuck it for you if think that’ll help.

        • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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          I think your thinking of Rapeseed…

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    Not even a dad, and this stresses me out. Good job 👍

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    Honestly, at least it’s oil, and maybe sorta near the right viscosity (if the engine takes 0W20, LOL)…?

    It’s probably less bad than putting some other fluid like coolant or window washer fluid in the engine, at least.

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    Currently sending this to every dad I know.

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      Non-car-tech-dad™: I have no such weakness

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        I have no car.

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    I think it has to be EVOO. And watch out for adulterated oil

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      I prefer mildly slutty olive oil…

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        EVOO when taste matters. Slutty oil for things like frying.

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          Well when things got hot…

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    I am pretty sure an AI suggested this.

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    My fil put olive oil in the ignition to help the keys turn better.

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