“mystery”
Nobody can possibly explain it.
Alternative mysteries.
It’s almost a joke at this point
I’d guess they use this method rather than something else like poisoning whenever they want to make very apparent what happened, as a warning
i dunno. polonium poisoning usually makes it pretty self explanitory.
Yeah but who has a month to just wait around when there are dissidents that need defenstrating?
This guy poisons
Has Russia run out of radioactive material?
Gravity poisoning is a real problem there.
…Along with Window Quality Control issues. Bad combo.
Defenestratiosis is a serious healthcare problem in Russia.
Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with defenestratiosis? You may be entitled to financial compensation, call the Kremlin now.
“Mystery”
Is there a word for a form of government that rules entirely by throwing people out of windows?
Maybe “defenestrarchy”?
Russia sure has a bad gravity problem.
Dem russian windows are so fucking dangerous, so many important people keep falling from them. Why won’t daddy puttin save them?
ChatGPT has the explanation:
Why do Russians keep falling out of Windows?
The question of why Russians keep falling out of windows has sparked curiosity and concern. While it may seem like a peculiar phenomenon, there are several factors that contribute to this trend.
Criticism and Consequences
According to online forums and discussions, many Russians who have fallen out of windows have been critical of the government or have spoken out against certain policies. This raises questions about the potential connection between criticism and the likelihood of falling out of windows.
Construction and Climate
Another factor that may contribute to the prevalence of window falls is the construction quality and climate in Russia. The country’s harsh winters and shoddy building techniques can make windows prone to breaking or malfunctioning, increasing the risk of accidents.
Lack of Awareness and Stereotypes
Some people may view Russians who fall out of windows as prominent or significant figures, while others may not even be aware of their existence. This lack of awareness and the perpetuation of stereotypes can contribute to the widespread phenomenon.
Conclusion
In conclusion, the reasons behind Russians falling out of windows are complex and multifaceted. While criticism and consequences may play a role, construction quality and climate also contribute to the trend. It is essential to approach this phenomenon with sensitivity and understanding, avoiding stereotypes and stigmatization.
That’s not a bad explanation, but can we get our information from real humans please? I think Google has shown us very well why we shouldn’t trust AIs.
It is a bad explanation. The reason so many Russians fall out of windows is they’re thrown out.
But have you considered construction and climate?
Maybe Russians, especially ones who go against Putin, should avoid windows, what with their difficulty avoiding falling out of them.
The only way to avoid falling out of the window is to leave Russia. Then you’ll be shot dead like they do in civilised countries - https://www.politico.eu/article/russia-ukraine-war-murder-maksim-kuzminov-spain-intelligence/
They need to get a new trick.
They’re not trying to hide it, though.
Everyone knows that’s what they do. And that’s why they continue doing it that way. It’s a way to say, “There’s nothing you can do to stop me, now shut up and obey.”
Oooo I love mysteries! I wonder how she fell
I postulate that she may have been pushed.
But who pushed it?
Not sure… Coastguard?
A bullet in the bqck of the head
Acute lead poisoning?
Judge probably actually tried to be a fair and impartial. In the words of Depeche Mode… WRONG.
