I’d like to donate my shit, so it can be dropped on South Korea.

You see, when the wind blows from South to North, any shit carried along is free expression. However, when the wind blows from North to South, flying shit is a grave national security threat.

How come DPRK newspapers always make the name KIM JONG UN bold? I’ve not seen a USSR newspaper go JOSEPH STALIN or a DDR newspaper go WALTER ULBRICHT