I’m an alcoholic that will drink stuff that’s barely better than rubbing alcohol and Sunny D Vodka still sounds fucking disgusting. You have any idea how much it takes for me to not want alcohol? Seriously I could be ready to relapse right now, and I still wouldn’t take one of those things for free. No I haven’t tried one and I don’t plan on it. Fucking Vodka in Sunny D? That’s barely even high school shit, that’s a middle schooler’s idea of a cocktail, it sounds like something Rusty Venture would drink

Am I just being old, or am I right for thinking this is objectively fucking disgusting?