Blood is fuel, soda is fuel, blood is soda. I’m carbonated
The sentient soda now drinks human blood from a straw.
After the intervention, Jesus knew he had to give up wine but he had a solution.
TFW the can has sharp edges.
Vampire soda, step 1 and 2
At the beginning of each upkeep, lose two life and draw 2 sodas.
“how to refill your soda with hand ketchup”
Saddam Hussein
SODA!!! =D
JesuSoda has the everlasting refreshing taste of the blood of the Son of God that washes away the aftertaste of sin. Enjoy the blessing of Christ from our can to your lips!
So that’s how they make La Croix!
Blood loss from a deep cut of the palm amounts to about half of a soda can.
6 OZes (about half a can of soda) is the ideal amount of blood to let in order to cure Hysteria.
All I wanted was a Pepsi
Solution to world thirst.