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Oklahoma’s top education official has ordered schools in the state to begin incorporating the Bible into lessons, in the latest US cultural flashpoint over religion in the classroom.
A directive sent by Republican state Superintendent Ryan Walters said adherence to the rule was compulsory, requiring “immediate and strict compliance”.
The rule will apply to lessons for all public school students aged from around 11-18.
It comes a week after Louisiana’s governor signed a law directing all public schools in that state to display the Ten Commandments.
In a statement on Thursday, Mr Walters described the Bible as “an indispensable historical and cultural touchstone”.
“Without basic knowledge of it, Oklahoma students are unable to properly contextualize the foundation of our nation, which is why Oklahoma educational standards provide for its instruction,” he added.
Mr Walters, a former public school history teacher, was elected to his post in 2022 after campaigning on a platform of combating “woke ideology” and eliminating “radical leftists” from Oklahoma’s education system.
His announcement, which covers grades five to 12, drew criticism from civil rights organisations and groups that advocate for a strict separation of church and state.
“Public schools are not Sunday schools,” Rachel Laser, head of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, said in a statement quoted by AP news agency.
“This is textbook Christian Nationalism: Walters is abusing the power of his public office to impose his religious beliefs on everyone else’s children. Not on our watch,” she added.
Mr Walters has previously argued that secularists in the US have created a state religion out of atheism, by driving faith away from the public square.
In an op-ed last year for Fox News, he wrote that US President Joe Biden and the teacher unions had supplanted biblical values with “woke, anti-education values that tell students that they should treat their classmates differently depending on their race and sex and that they should be taught graphic sexual content at a young of an age as possible”.
The Oklahoma superintendent’s directive comes a week after Louisiana ordered every public school classroom in the state to display a poster of the Ten Commandments.
The Republican-backed measure was the first of its kind in the US, and governs all classrooms up to university level.
Days later, nine families in the state sued Louisiana, marking the start of what some expect will be a protracted legal battle.
The complaint, backed by civil rights groups, argues that such a display violates the First Amendment of the US Constitution, which guarantees freedom of religion, and that the display “pressures” students into adopting the state’s favoured religion.
There have previously been legal battles over the display of the Ten Commandments in public buildings, including in courts, police stations and schools.
In 1980, in the case Stone v Graham, the Supreme Court struck down a Kentucky law requiring that the document be displayed in elementary and high schools. This precedent has been cited by groups contesting the Louisiana law.
In its ruling, the Supreme Court said the requirement “had no secular legislative purpose” and was “plainly religious in nature” - noting that the commandments made references to worshipping God.
Oh there’s gonna be some malicious compliance surrounding this:
“Now class, why do you think that after the death of his wife, Lot’s daughters decided to have sex with him?”
Teaching the gayest and the horniest parts of the bible on loop.
Giant dicks that cum like horses - Ezekiel 23:20
Imagine what Sodom and Gammorah must have been doing to apparently be the bad guys. Had to be something absolutely insane and not some vanilla shit like anal.
“This was the guilt of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease, but did not aid the poor and needy. They were haughty, and did abominable things before me; therefore I removed them when I saw it.”
Ezekiel 16:49–50
They were hoarding wealth. Go figure.
Especially in the culture of the time, taking in travelers was considered an essential part of society.
It was basically a diplomatic necessity. Some dude wanders in from the wilderness so you share food and water so that when you are wandering lost and see a tent you feel safe approaching it. It is in everyone’s self interest not to foster a climate of “stab anyone I don’t recognize.”
I like when Lot yelled, “NO ONE CAN FUCK MY STRANGE GUESTS!”
She looked back and in just one half of a split fucking second she was turned into a pillar of salt
Her looking back was empathy. All those souls. Empathy was her sin.
What is salt? Bitter. She left Lot knowing he left the cities to die. She couldn’t be with him any more. “Pillar of Salt.”
Lot and his daughters couldn’t even look back at her because they too would be turned into pillars of who knows what spice.
We’re quoting this video by the way. You’re in for a treat. NSFW language.
Alternatively those might be just wholesome places that opposed first round of zionism and got not only obliterated but also smeared in the book afterwards.
bible’s only use is emergency rolling papers
Just speedrunning the collapse.
Nothing sours a person against theocratic rule quite like actually reading the Holy Bible back to front, instead of just having passages read to them by some demagogue.
Yeah, my high school offered a “Bible as Literature” class that was instrumental in me denouncing my faith and becoming agnostic. That teacher was my favorite, we’ve kept in touch and she recently transitioned into a woman.
holy based
Turns your kids into atheists and then transitions - continues teaching
She has always been pretty badass. I graduated 16 years ago and still have great memories of the classes I had with her as my teacher.
I had to read bibles in school and all it got me was kicked out of class for asking too many questions
Get excited, capital punishment coning to a school near you
now that so many states run by shit eaters are in open competition with each other in turning their states into the most supreme christofascist dystopia, I am curious to see which state takes it too far first. too far meaning, the residents decide to take mass direct action instead of waiting for some court case to worm its way through the district and be determined by some rich assbite.
like Idaho requires every school to close it’s music and arts programs and use the proceeds to build a golden state of Jesus in a courtyard, which all children, teachers, and staff must pray to on their knees 3 times a day.
or South Dakota segregates students by sex and bans literacy for girls.
or Texas changes the definition of sodomy to include communicating in any language except English and makes it a capital offense.
Definitely one of them will do it eventually. None of their ideas will succeed in turning a place back to some idyllic Christian utopia and they can’t admit they are wrong so they’ll double down and triple down until everything breaks. The only question is who goes first.
Time to teach kids the biblical defenses of slavery and its use during the founding of the nation
every state government trying to shovel their shit straight to the Supreme Court as fast as possible
Got enough Oklahoma flags there?
Sorry class. We can’t afford bibles this year. Instead we’re gonna be reading the Quran
USA LIBERATION THEOLOGY MOVEMENT
ICCCP (INSANE CLOWN CHRISTIAN COMMUNIST PARTY)
JOHN BROWN 2
Uhhhhhh there’s no better way to turn a generation into adamant atheists than to critically read the Bible in chronological order lol. What’s the dealio here? Do the teachers have to teach in a hyperspecific way designed to deceive the children? Because it’s pretty fucking immediately stupid as hell from page 1.
Like just off the top of my head, I could stunlock a teacher for an entire class by asking why God created the aspects of the universe in a different order every time its written in Genesis (in a hypothetical situation where I wouldn’t just get detention immediately for being annoying)
reading the toilet paper because of woke.
This is pretty much reaffirming my position that the only mercy and compassion that evangelicals should ever get is the wall.
And this is how you immediately yoink federal funding…right?