RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-24 months agoGood evening, good sir. We have a special for those who’ve won the internet today. A main dish of narwhal steak with a side of bacon, and for dessert, nutella cookie served by Emma Watson.hexbear.netexternal-linkmessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up181arrow-down1external-linkGood evening, good sir. We have a special for those who’ve won the internet today. A main dish of narwhal steak with a side of bacon, and for dessert, nutella cookie served by Emma Watson.hexbear.netRyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square46fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretake_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-24 months agoUhh, is the narwhal with bacon served at midnight? Also I’m allergic to Emma Watson, can I substitute for a hotter, better actress? Like Natalie Portman.
minus-squareUmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 months agoNatalie Dorner and a clone of the former.
Uhh, is the narwhal with bacon served at midnight?
Also I’m allergic to Emma Watson, can I substitute for a hotter, better actress? Like Natalie Portman.
Natalie Dorner and a clone of the former.