• PugJesus@kbin.socialOP
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    1 year ago

    It’s just a sausage, just a big, wet, saliva-soaked piece of meat, nothing to see here

      • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        There are certain things, like bananas, and sausages, that you can’t really eat without… implications…

        • SinningStromgald@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          Unless you’re civilized and used these mysterious things called utensiles then you just get labeled a snobby prick instead of slobbering on a prick.

          • M0oP0o
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            1 year ago

            Only a monster would eat a banana with a fork and knife.

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            Ah yes, a civilized gentile consumes the finest of banana’s with only the finest of cutlery.