Cursed shirt
It’s especially fun now that Biden is also orange so people across the political spectrum can enjoy it
Horseshoe theory is when your shirt deriding your opponent’s effort to hide their aged appearance can be applied equally to your own candidate
Someone just level this trash mountain of a country already
I got so many high-fives
Big “and then everyone clapped” energy
$100% true
And that poll worker’s name? Alfred Einstein
I have no doubt they really got high fives though. There are many doofuses out there who would get a half chub reading that shirt
Meanwhile they’ve begun soaking Biden in bronzer to cover the rot.
I would wear it, but how to communicate I’m doing it ironically…
wear it backwards
there’s a got dang cheeto in the white house
50 of these bots appear under any tweet tangentially related to politics that has over a dozen likes
Leaves behind blue stains.
this is just spammed under every trump related tweet
I love how the design has that generic weathered look to it they put on every t-shirt now, making it look like an ancient advertisement you would find as environmental storytelling in a post-apocalyptic game
It’s to cover up the fact that the low quality printing will look like that within a month anyway, and it’s less noticeable if it’s by design.
might just be an old shirt. Certain types of screen printing don’t hold up well to multiple washes.
So it’s an advertisement for a symbolic action that has no real-world impact, worn primarily to signal group membership rather than to motivate people to take that action, and it is derived from an advertisement for a completely unrelated product. We are level fouring the shit out of Simulacra and Simulation.
what a true american patriot, capitalizing off of his failing 2-party “democratic” system’s bread and circus election cycle by making up a bullshit story to sell ugly cringe tshirts
I can fix her.
Put Crook’s face on it.