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- cross-posted to:
- news@hexbear.net
- nottheonion@zerobytes.monster
Chicago Police and the FBI are investigating if saboteurs placed bugs in a breakfast buffet prepared for delegates at the Democratic National Convention on Wednesday.
“Multiple unknown female offenders are alleged to have entered a building…and began placing unknown objects onto tables containing food,” the convention’s information center said in a statement. “The offenders are believed to have then left the area. One victim was treated and released on-scene. Along with CPD, FBI-Chicago is assisting in the investigation.”
More likely angry trumpets
Doesn’t sound like it to me.
Hmm. Well, if no one takes credit for it, it’s just going to be forgotten.