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minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·4 months agoDinosaurs are a lie created by the wizards to hide the existence of dragons.
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 months agoThe wizards hunted dragons to extinction because their wings made good spell components and they want to dodge responsibility for it. Its ugly, but it’s true.
minus-squareJolteon@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoThen the warlocks killed off all the wizards for taking away their sources of power. It’s why you don’t see magic in use today. The wizards have all been killed off and the warlocks have no entities left to pact with.
Dinosaurs are a lie created by the wizards to hide the existence of dragons.
The wizards hunted dragons to extinction because their wings made good spell components and they want to dodge responsibility for it.
Its ugly, but it’s true.
Then the warlocks killed off all the wizards for taking away their sources of power. It’s why you don’t see magic in use today. The wizards have all been killed off and the warlocks have no entities left to pact with.