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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

Zelenskyy sending a message

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Zelenskyy sending a message

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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksM
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    What is he writing? Wrong answers only.

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      Please allow me introduce you to The Most powerful Army in Russia.

    • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org
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      2 months ago

      Tell your mother I said hi

    • Uranium 🟩@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      Congratulations! You’re our 1,000,000th casualty!

    • cowdoy@lemmy.ca
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      2 months ago

      Rush B

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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      2 months ago

      Smile for the drone!

    • Nougat@fedia.io
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      2 months ago

      get rekt n00b

    • x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Removed by mod

    • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      “insert coin to continue”

    • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Hey, how you doing lil’ mama? Let me whisper in ya ear
      Tell ya something that ya might like to hear
      Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft
      Mind if I touch it to see if it’s soft?
      Nah, I’m just playing less you say I can
      And I’m known to be a real nasty man
      And they say a closed mouth don’t get fed
      So, I don’t mind askin’ for head
      You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
      You can start using your head
      You like to fuck, have ya legs open all in the buck
      Toot it up, slapping ass, gurl the sex get rough
      Switch position and let the dick get down to business
      So you can see what you been missing
      You might had some, but you never had none like this
      Just wait till you see my dick (Ooh)
      Ayy, bitch, wait till you see my dick
      Wait till you see my dick
      Ayy, bitch, wait till you see my dick
      I’m a beat that pussy up
      Ayy, bitch, wait till you see my dick
      Wait till you see my dick
      Hey bitch, wait till you see my dick
      I’m a beat that pussy up
      Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
      B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
      B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
      B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
      Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
      Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
      Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up
      Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up (Ooh)

    • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works
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      “You just lost the game.”

    • Final Remix@lemmy.world
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      “Get out of here, Stalker”

      • SinkingLotus @lemmy.world
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        “Another settlement needs your help.”

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Cyka blyat

    • samus12345@lemmy.world
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      “Merry Xmas Vova”

  • tobogganablaze@lemmus.org
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    Victory in the field

    Virgins in the factory.

    • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
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      what does it really say?

      • tobogganablaze@lemmus.org
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        I assume “origins”? But I like mine better.

        • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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          How about “begins”?

          • tobogganablaze@lemmus.org
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            Yeah, that’s probably it.

  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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    I assume the banner is in English for our benefit, since everyone there almost certainly does not converse in English.

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      Zelensky can speak english, although with a thick accent.

      That said, this event was to stoke support among Americans for Ukrainian resistance, so yeah. it’s in English

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      I mean sure the Pennsylvania accent is a bit thick … but it’s still English.

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        🧂 👌

  • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksM
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    “Have you got the clankers? I don’t think you do.”

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