refuses to answer questions
dances for 30 minutes
wins election
Not gonna lie I assumed this was an Onion article
Booorn in the USA
This slaps. The difference between the candidates is pure vibes at this point. They might as well settle it with a dance-off.
Mia Wallace/Vincent Vega 2024
That is a long time for someone his age to dance.
Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s German Sudafed.
Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s German Sudafed.
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This is the electoral genius that the “adults in the room” can’t come up with an answer to.
A bunch of wine-sipping tryhards that are performatively “adult” can’t match the barbarian rizz of an untethered elderly baby.
I’ve laughed myself to crying several times reading “barbarian rizz of an untethered elderly baby” thank you
now this is a tagline folks
This might be his last campaign, let him have a little fun
I hope he did his hallmark jerking off two cocks dance move
Of course he did.
I need to request a trump two dicks dance emoji
think about it. can we really respect ourselves if we don’t have this emoji
We used to be a website.
all i know is that i’m disrespecting myself right now, so this emoji couldn’t hurt
let me rephrase, we absolutely must have the trump two dicks dance emoji or we cannot respect ourselves
He might’ve lost a step since 2016, but he hasn’t lost it. He’s still the president we Americans deserve
He’s still the president we Americans deserve
Not USian but unironically this (though better is needed ofc). I was shocked when he won in 2016 but I must admit it was the most democratic thing that had ever happened in the US’ nearing 250 years of ignoble history. He is basically the perfect, truest expression of what America is
To think Howard Dean sunk his campaign over an excited scream. If Trump wasn’t the rizzler and our politics in 2024 wasn’t insane this would go down in the record books of “shit that sunk a presidential bid.”
The scream didn’t sink the campaign, every single media outlet insisting that the scream sank his campaign, sank his campaign.
He was doing pretty well as the most progressive candidate. MSM had to scramble and come up with a reason to publish a thousand articles about how voters didn’t think he was electable. Which made him unelectable.
Great example of tail wagging the dog and crazy how well it worked.
I supported him because he was for universal healthcare. Last time I checked he’s a lobbyist specializing in preventing universal healthcare.
Many such cases.
Not to carry water for some liberal ghoul but the entire country abondoning you because the media performed an obvious hatchet job amputation on your campaign would probablly be a pretty strong motivator for anybody to say “fuck these stupid asshole if this is the thanks i get for helping them I just wanna know who’s gonna sign the biggest check possible for me”
he was for universal healthcare. Last time I checked he’s a lobbyist specializing in preventing universal healthcare
That’s So Democrat
Last time I checked he’s a lobbyist specializing in preventing universal healthcare.
How unfortunate. The corporate media socially engineered the end of his presidential run under pretenses of “immaturity” and he wound up being an “adult in the room” status quo warrior anyway.
I’m just glad that Dean was replaced by a man with a clearly electable personality: that volleyball with Tom Hanks’ handprint on it made to look like a lil smiley face.
Isn’t Trump kinda the one to bring that about tho? Idk much about howard dean, but I assume he was at least somewhat respected as a politician beforehand. With that scream, in a kind of patriarchical society creating a mythos of education and prestige around politicians, revolving around political etiquette that scream is simply seen as infantile and unserious. Trump entered politics as that kind of infantile and unserious candidate in the first place, being a cartoonish, stereotypical, Saul Goodman-esque figure. In the end, it’s all about expectations that people set. Nobody believed agent orange would win, but in the end he did because he represented a kind of tonal shift in american politics, not to mention straight up saying what all these bourgeois politicians already believed anyway. In the same way LGBTQIA+ want to practice their sexuality without the fear of being killed, beaten or prosecuted, that is the same way in the opposite direction in which fascists want to freely express their racist, sexist, homophobic views without any consequences. Trump said these things out loud, and republicans found him ‘cool’ because he didn’t beat around the bush, at least in the public, about their true beliefs.
Ultimately, Trump isn’t some anomaly. He’s just a natural unmasking of the fascist paradigm of amerikkka.
i’m excited for the next trump. should be even more unhinged and absurd and evil.
It’s looking like we already have him in vivek
yo he was mouthing along to “nothing compares to you” and pointing at his crowd.
fucking amazing.
he has unconditional love for anyone who loves him. hahahahaha.
edit: it turns out he has a “music man” that plays him music he like whenever he gets upset. I think he was giving himself the music man treatment after getting pissed at the fat hogs passing out at his event and disrupting it. lmfao.
My theory is that he expected to get shot again and wanted to have some fitting music. Make it cinematic
he’s practicing his wiggling
Trump is playing the hits I see.
He requested YMCA to dance to… interesting choice.
He requested Ave Maria three times in a row at increasing volumes.
Also he likes ymca because the song calls him a young man.
YMCA is his walk off music at every rally!!! the absolute queen. hahaha.
We stan a problematic queen
With that hair it’s like he’s at wigfest