It’s the Jerboa app if that matters I’m new to lemmy in general and I don’t really know where to ask this question so sorry if this doesn’t belong here I tried to look it up but couldn’t find anything

  • thelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    18·
    3 hours ago

    They are funny posts that get chosen at random, this one is one of my favorites

    spoiler

    get home from work in the United Soviet States of America in 2024

    thirty hour weeks are tough, but I get more vacation days than most people in order to make up for it

    boot up my home PC, an Electronika 9100 XMT

    it’s located in my garage, in a standard rack mount along with its standard power source and network components

    head to the terminal in my living room to actually use it

    computer monitor makes a satisfying hum as it comes to life

    see the logo for the default OS pop up

    it’s a Linux distribution maintained by the Computing Centre of the Academy of Sciences

    it’s good enough

    go into Firefox, log onto my favorite website

    it’s called Hexbear, it’s a pretty standard BBCode forum

    see that I have a private message

    a comrade is calling me a revisionist

    they sent me a picture of a pig pooping on its balls

  • imikoy [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    4·
    2 hours ago

    one conversation I had with a tanker

    de-authority: Lots of feeligs. Feel it up, way up.

    lt-dbyf-dubois: “Oh my god! TALKING TO TANKER?! Is that what you just said to me? I can’t BELIEVE you were talking to a tanker!”

    de-authority: You’re saying it really loud, but it’s not coming out right. Maybe add more indignation?

    lt-dbyf-dubois: “So you have just… just… taken this tanker that was at the docks and TALKED to it, right?!” (Point at the sea, where the tanker is located.) “Engage in political discussion with a tanker right there in front of a cargo crane, because you wanted to? In the HARBOUR?!”

    de-authority: More.

    lt-dbyf-dubois: “RIGHT THERE IN THE HARBOUR?!”

    de-authority: MORE.

    lt-dbyf-dubois: “GIVING DOCKWORKERS A LITTLE… DOCKS-LIB-SHIP-TALK-SHOW?!”

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    55·
    7 hours ago

    It’s a site tagline. It’s a collection of in-jokes, shibboleths, high quality lib breakdowns, practical advice, prophecies, and dick jokes. When you load the page a tagline gets selected from a very very long list at random.

    In this case it’s a completely bizarre and ludicrous statement that some lib made when they wandered in here.