fossilesqueM to Science MemesEnglish · 22 hours agoOn bugs...imagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1787arrow-down111
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minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-216 hours agoIt’s not real computer science unless it’s 11:45pm with an assignment due at midnight that keeps seg faulting for no apparent reason.
minus-squareanton@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 hours agoBetter to leak that to segfault, take this: #define free(x)
minus-squareqprimed@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 hours agoat which point you turn on all symbols/debugging, bloat your binary 10x and submit it …cuz it seems to work sometimes then.
It’s not real computer science unless it’s 11:45pm with an assignment due at midnight that keeps seg faulting for no apparent reason.
Better to leak that to segfault, take this:
#define free(x)at which point you turn on all symbols/debugging, bloat your binary 10x and submit it …cuz it seems to work sometimes then.