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Jay Leno Gets Swollen Eye After Falling Down 60-Foot Hill
Nov 19, 2024
Comedian Jay Leno says his eye is swollen [and he broke his wrist] after he fell down a 60 foot hill. He was staying at a Pennsylvania Hampton Inn when he wanted to have dinner at a restaurant before his show. Instead of walking the mile and half down a road, he says he tried to take a short cut down the hill. Incredibly, Leno performed just three hours later.
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It’s my favorite Death Stranding character, Drive Carman
This is actually relatable af I would totally try to do this
Me too. I can imagine a convo with a friend.
“Well, Mr. Pirate - what happened?”
“Arrrrg. I was searchin’ for me booty. Actually - the incline was way too steep and I fell 60 feet.”
They don’t say anything.
“You’re not surprised?.. At all?”
“Um…”
Punished Leno
aka Venom Leno
punished leno is a metaphor for a punished amerikkka.
punished leno
Escape from Burbank
(Stole this from twitter)
Escape from Burbank
How did I miss making a joke like that? Just a day ago I mentioned Snake Plissken and his eye patch at Hexbear. Ah, well. You live - you suffer.
Jay Leno has become some kind of sin-eater.
He set his face on fire in his garage (one of his garages?) in 2022.
“Never thought of myself as a roast comic,” he joked at the event. “We got two shows tonight, regular and extra crispy.”
[Full text - CW: He set his face on fire + treatment details]
Jay Leno: I got a face full of gas and caught on fire while working in garage
Dec. 13, 2022
Jay Leno said his face caught fire last month in the garage fire that hospitalized him for more than a week.
Leno, 72, the former “Tonight Show” host, shared details about the fire at his Los Angeles garage and his injuries in an exclusive interview that will air Wednesday on NBC’s “TODAY” show.
In a clip of the interview released Tuesday, Leno told Hoda Kotb that while he was in the same garage where he was sitting and working on his 1907 White Motor Co. steam-powered car with a friend, he noticed that the vehicle’s fuel line was clogged.
“So I was underneath it, trying to clog, and I said, ‘Blow some air through the line,’” Leno recalled. "Then suddenly, boom, I got a face full of gas. And then the pilot light jumped, and my face caught on fire.
“My friend pulled me out and jumped on top of me and kind of smothered the fire,” Leno said.
Leno had serious burns to his hands and chest and third-degree burns to his face after his vintage car erupted in flames Nov. 12 in his Los Angeles garage.
He was taken by ambulance to a hospital, then sent to the Grossman Burn Center in Los Angeles, where he received hyperbaric treatment, an oxygen therapy that “can accelerate burn wound healing,” according to the Grossman Burn Center’s website.
“I got some serious burns from a gasoline fire,” Leno said in a statement last month. “I am OK. Just need a week or two to get back on my feet.”
Dr. Peter Grossman, the director of the Grossman Burn Center, told NBC Los Angeles that Leno had burns to “approximately 7% of his body.”
Grossman said temporary skin grafts from “human cadaver skin” were used in Leno’s treatment.
Leno left the center after 10 days and continued with outpatient care.
A smiling Leno posed for pictures with hospital staff members on his way out, revealing some of his burns.
He returned to stand-up days after he was released from the burn center with a sold-out performance at the Comedy & Magic Club in California.
“Never thought of myself as a roast comic,” he joked at the event. “We got two shows tonight, regular and extra crispy.”
Leno, the host of reality series “Jay Leno’s Garage,” is well-known for his love of cars. He has an estimated 180 cars and 160 motorcycles at his garage near Hollywood Burbank Airport, according to duPont Registry, a marketplace and publication for rare and classic auto collectors.
The least interesting man in the world
I did it. I collected every car. Time to start collecting pirate ships.
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War, huh. You heard about this? You guys hear about this? They say war has changed. Well the only change I see is pocket change. And they want that from me too! Thank you folks.
TemuAmazon reseller Bond villainNot a huge fan of the Temu = budget/knock off meme cos 9 times out of ten it said by someone who thinks China is incapable of producing anything of quality.
I’ve noticed the Temu joke a lot more in the past couple weeks in my normie apps.
Fair. China makes the best shit but temu is not where you get the best Chinese shit.
Is there a site called Chain or something? Someone mentioned something like that but I’ve never heard of it before.
Mhmm. I know that isn’t the case with your comment so not tryna call you out, just using it as a opportunity to share a gripe/bugbear
No, it’s appreciated. It’s important to avoid both the reality and the appearance of that kind of shit.
Double No Leno
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