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minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·1 month agoEither I become president, or I don’t. Therefore, the odds of me becoming president is 50% Brb committing 34 felonies.
minus-squaremasterofn001@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 month agoYou’ve already failed. You have to commit hundreds of felonies. In broad daylight. And brag about it. Threaten witnesses. Delay everything. And only be convicted of 34. Then not get sentenced.
Either I become president, or I don’t.
Therefore, the odds of me becoming president is 50%
Brb committing 34 felonies.
You’ve already failed.
You have to commit hundreds of felonies. In broad daylight. And brag about it.
Threaten witnesses. Delay everything.
And only be convicted of 34.
Then not get sentenced.