fossilesqueM to Science MemesEnglish · 1 month agoA tense moment.imagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up11.11Karrow-down114
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minus-squarebdonvr@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down1·edit-21 month agoPatient: “Doctor, I got shot in the chest.” Doctor: “What, do you think we like healthcare CEOs because we’re doctors? Rest in piss bozo” Patient: *dies*
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month agoSoooooo, when is Universal Healthcare in USSA time? If you lack doctors, academics, ministers of healthcare, communists or all above, we can provide them.
Patient: “Doctor, I got shot in the chest.”
Doctor: “What, do you think we like healthcare CEOs because we’re doctors? Rest in piss bozo”
Patient: *dies*
Soooooo, when is Universal Healthcare in USSA time? If you lack doctors, academics, ministers of healthcare, communists or all above, we can provide them.