i just think that’s really sad
There should be contests like those eating contests that are so popular. You have a weigh-in before you go into the chamber, so that makes it sporty. You could have analysis of diet, exercise, etc. Maybe a face cam for the contestants. A trophy goes to the World’s Biggest Pooper for the year.
Maybe even have artistic scoring of the output.
I know who it isn’t
Andre the Giant using opioids would have been a viable contender
It was meI don’t know, they might be aware of it. I’ve taken shits I felt so proud of that I felt the need to share it with someone. I’ve never done it, but I’ve been close at times.
There should be a daily show that covers the top 10 biggest shits worldwide and gives the winners a toaster or something
this is a cover for state surveillance of our poop
Top of the Poops
The Poop Snoop
Everyone knows the world record shit was 8.6 courics and was produced by Randy Marsh of South Park, Colorado, in 2007.
As if it isn’t me.
bird scat is tiny lmao maybe relative to body weight but compared to a human or a hog phew hands down we beat you there
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tiny poopDon’t they also have to cough it up
Birds may regurgitate indigestible materials like seed, fruit and plant matter, in a small pellet, it looks like jt but it ain’t poop. Rather they poop and pee at the same time in the same movement out of of their cloaca, and it’s more liquid than solid, so it’s very wet. So I guess the accusation against dirt_owl is a bit unwarranted because they don’t really poop like we do.
I bet they have some idea
My pb is about 2 lbs
#well hydrated
gangwhy do you know the weight
You don’t?
I weigh myself before and after.
Today’s first was 1.1 lbs.
sorry if tmi
Someone has also eaten the worlds biggest beanis. They may have some idea. Probably the same person.
There goes my hero
dang look at that beanis 👁️👄👁️
Bean is bean eye beanis 👁️
The presence of several hundred parasitic eggs suggests the person was riddled with intestinal worms (specifically maw-worms and whipworms[4]).
Robert Kennedy approves.
Last I heard, the world record for such was held by Randy Marsh, from South Park, Colorado
I dunno, at the very least during and after taking the biggest shit ever they probably suspected something was up…
Whomst amongst us has not weighed themselves after a big poop
