Folks, it’s happening again. Another virus, another panic. Bird flu. Can you believe this? They’re calling it an emergency in California - of course it’s California. Gavin Newscum, doing a terrible job, by the way. He loves emergencies. But this isn’t COVID, okay? This is different. This is the woke virus. Not the mind virus, folks, but from a bird! A woke bird flu. That’s what we’re dealing with. A bird got very woke, and now it’s flu. Disgusting.
Folks, it’s happening again. Another virus, another panic. Bird flu. Can you believe this? They’re calling it an emergency in California - of course it’s California. Gavin Newscum, doing a terrible job, by the way. He loves emergencies. But this isn’t COVID, okay? This is different. This is the woke virus. Not the mind virus, folks, but from a bird! A woke bird flu. That’s what we’re dealing with. A bird got very woke, and now it’s flu. Disgusting.
One Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest