And I’m pissed off.
I’m not even asking for much here. I just wanna’ be courted. I want to be romanced. I want to be serenaded and cherished. And the mods look at this and say “no, ze must not have this.” I wanna’ drop a slur on some X-word and pwn his lib ass, but nooooooo. I can’t even have that.
Why do I even post?
Wait, there are girlfriends here?!