…definitely not from outer space.
Stop consuming AI slop.
M O N O L I T H
I just feel better knowing that it’s out there.
I want to be a monolith.
We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us… May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will… Onward warriors of the Monolith! Avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith!
The Visitors by Clifford D Simak
Do Not Taunt Monolith
When not in use, Monolith should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Monolith—Wacky Products Incorporated and its parent company, GlobalChemical Unlimited—of any and all liability.
Monolith May Stick to Certain Types of Skin
I was worried it was from space but then they assured me it wasn’t