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God we had one of these question boxes at my school back in the day, and I put in my question, “Why is it dangerous to have an erection that lasts longer than than four hours?” — and the teacher decided not to answer my question, and instead read the question as, “Is it OK to have an erection at school?” and answered that question instead. And when I realized that he’d changed my question, I just said out loud, “That wasn’t my question!” and reiterated what I’d asked — and the teacher acted all dismissive, like my actual question was just some crazy weirdo shit and I was dumb for asking it.
So I thought that was a fucked up thing to do, 'cause it would’ve taken so little to just say “I can’t answer this” or “I’m not familiar with this”. Changing a student’s question is a complete violation of trust, and making a student publicly come forth with its actual question, only for the teacher to outright ridicule the question, is downright insulting. For some students it would even be humiliating.
There’s honestly a good number of teachers I had where I still feel bad about how shitty I was to them. Like I can recognize that I wasn’t in a good place mentally, but I should not have taken my problems out on those teachers, 'cause they were nice people who did their jobs well, and I have much to thank them for. But the teacher I had for sex ed on that day? Fuck him! Frankly, I should’ve focused all my jerkass energy on him alone. He got off way too easy for that stunt.
This was like a decade ago but apparently I still have a grudge about it.
Belatedly, it’s because the spongy tissues of the penis are filled with blood when a one way valve on the veins leaving the penis shuts, trapping blood in the penis. After 4 hours this trapped blood can become hypoxic and tissue damage can occur.
And the technical term for this is priapism! Named after some Greek fertility god who always walked around with his fat cock hanging out. I learned about this on my own when browsing Wikipedia a while after that incident, and I remember being kind of underwhelmed, like the answer to my question was so simple that my teacher really should’ve just known about it to begin with.
Incidentally, I think that incident was related to the laws on direct-to-consumer advertising. I believe I’d recently been in the USA at the time, and had seen a Viagra commercial on TV while there, which of course included that iconic line “call a doctor immediately if you have an erection lasting more than four hours” — meanwhile in Norway, direct-to-consumer advertising is banned, as it is in every country except the USA and Aotearoa. And this would then mean that whereas “4 hour erection = medical emergency” is a part of the sort of collective cultural awareness of the USA, thanks to these commercials; in Norway you’d presumably only really hear about priapism if you’d personally been prescribed medicine for erectile dysfunction (or otherwise were just particularly interested in the human body, or particularly tuned into the USA’s pop culture).
I got sent out of my last sex ed class for giggling at the word “breasts”.
Wasn’t unreasonable considering I was the TA.
Has anyone actually observed sex or is this all theory?
Women are not real, right?
Sex Ed Question #3: Are cis real?
According to renowned gender terrorist Karl Marx, all cis people are just faking it to get invited to parties
If you plant elbow skin in the garden and water it, will it grow into a wiener?
Sex Ed Question 2: If I plant arm meat into the soil, will it grow into a raging, veiny cock?
Useful for when Mr. ButtBidet’s boyfriend won’t nail him anymore.
Nobody can tell me if all seman has a smell and I keep getting mixed reports.
There’s actually a plant here that smells very distinctly like cum here, but like in vast quantities that would be impractical to have outdoors. Everyone comments on it in spring
The one that comes to mind is the Linden tree, featured in the title and chorus of “Dragostea din tei” (a.k.a. the Numa Numa Song)
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
smells vaguely of bleach
Sex Ed Question #4: Will someone look at my cum
no, never
I put some barista oat milk in the microwave for too long and it bubbled over and spilled onto the tray below, and it smelled a bit like my jizz. I don’t know if that’s normal or if there’s something wrong with either my jizz or the oat milk.
Kinda musty and organic, maybe like cooked mushrooms
I first read that as “the sexed question box” and was wondering why it looked so un-sexed
What happens if you pee on a chicken egg?
(Doxing myself to anyone who was in the same 5th grade health class as me where someone asked that question)
Sex Ed Question #5: What happens if the cool boys pee on me holding an egg
Good question. What happens is that the cool, masc boys of the school will learn what an obedient sub boy you are. They’ll invite into the locker room after practice, and make you blow them one by one. They’ll take you to rugby matches and your job will be to care for their equipment and bottom during half time.
:9 glad I asked!
Is it possible to make someone gay
Ok, but if it’s Sex-Edward’s question box, why will you Mr Buttbidet be answering the questions?
Sex Ed Question 1: WHy are you answering the question
Answer: because I tried everything on your dad and I know everything that one could possibly know about s3x
You are desperately trying to dodge my question. Where is Sex-Edward? What did you do to him?
Sit DOWN, Ms WittyProfileName2
What are you trying to hide? Tell me, damn you!
This is your LAST warning, Miss Witty. Next time you’ll know where Edward has gone.
Oh yeah, and where’s that?
