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arrow-up172arrow-down1external-linkDefinitely wasn't on my 2025 Bingo cardlockwww.wlbt.compropter_hog [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square64fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.worldnottheonion@zerobytes.monsternottheonion@zerobytes.monster
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 month agoTechnically all those banned forms of cumming are still perfectly legal if you just jar it up afterwards and plonk it on your nearest sperm bank’s front desk at the first available opportunity!
minus-squareglans [it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·1 month agostarting a little DIY artisanal sperm bank in the corner
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 month ago sperm bank in the corner ♫ That’s cream in the corner ♫ ♫ That’s cream in the spot-light ♫ ♫ Cooming’s my religion ♫
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoPrecisely.
Technically all those banned forms of cumming are still perfectly legal if you just jar it up afterwards and plonk it on your nearest sperm bank’s front desk at the first available opportunity!
starting a little DIY artisanal sperm bank in the corner
♫ That’s cream in the corner ♫
♫ That’s cream in the spot-light ♫
♫ Cooming’s my religion ♫
so cumjar?
Precisely.