Democracy; you can vote for red and blue versions of the same party. Equality; unless you’re gay, black, a woman, or a Muslim. Self-determination; unless you’re poor, then you get to join the military and murder babies Individualism; as long as you conform with established gender norms. Human rights; unless you’re an immigrant or live in a country we want to colonize. Equality for women; lol. Social mobility; if you’re born poor, you die poorer. Status through achievement; yeah the achievements of your ancestors who left you a billion dollars. Facts and figures; just don’t talk to me about climate change, gun statistics, or any other facts that contradict my worldview. Social justice; 17yo murderer walks free because he’s white. New Solutions; 80 year old President. Vigor; Choose between President who is 200 pounds overweight or one who falls off bicycle. Linear time; 1950s ethos rules the nation. Results orientation; poverty grows everywhere while a few get rich