Now I want a tuna 🥪
If, when playing a game or something, and someone says they “almost had me,” I am compelled to respond with “you never had me. You never had your car.”
…Granny shiftin’ not double clutchin’ like you should. You’re lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn’t blow the welds on the intake! Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings you fried.
I’m stealing this. Now I just need to start winning more games by small margins, then I’ll be cool af
It means you were granny shifting, not double clutching like you should.
Okay grandpa, time to get you to bed…
We have these things called “synchros” these days. lolI don’t even have a licence lol
It’s a drag racing thing. The course is a straight quarter mile.
It means you don’t have friends you have family.
That came way after lol
but same movie. all related.
“I live to drag race”
More context: Sanctioned drive races are on 1/8 or 1/4 of a mile tracks. There are longer races, but those are usually events at an airport or dry lake bed and not a normal weekend race at a drag strip.
Well, a quarter is 25% and ‘mile’ looks like it comes from 1000, so live life 250 at a time; you get to pick the units.
means he can’t see past tomorrow, sucks at planning things unless it’s family cookouts
If you’re able to pull off heists with a ton of moving parts at the drop off the hat, who needs planning?
I guess if you can’t see that you’re going to prison, nothing lol
It’s a line from a very cheesy and kinda dumbmovie about street racing, talking about drag racing.
Maybe they’ey disabled and that’s the limit of thier mobility?
Thank you for using the correct “they’ey” and “thier.” Theer are so many people who mix them up!
It doesn’t mean you need to eat tuna on rye on a Tuesday.
This is for those people who slam the gas when the light turns green, and slams the brake at the next light when it turns red
Bro this shit sends me every time. Bonus points when the next light has been red the whole fucking time.
Like they literally can’t even predict the likely outcome 5 seconds ahead of time, or at least learn the pattern after a while. And yet they’re behind the wheel of a 2 ton deadly weapon.
Why don’t you take yourself to Fatburger from now on?
Well… At least you didn’t called me a fiddlestick
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish
