• Idontevenknowanymore
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    11 hours ago

    I had an issue with my urethra and was referred to the top urologist on the west coast for surgery. Of all the things that can go wrong with the urinary tract, about half his work was repairing mangled meat left over from attempted enlargement surgeries. Given the failure rate of biologically derived dongs, the fact that he spent half his time straightening out beefstick tartar was pretty incredible.

    He did a great job on me, I can pee normally and fathered a rugrat, and fortunately I’ve always been happy with my love lizard. Except for the brief period after surgery where he pointed out that since he’d had to remove about an inch of urethra my first few erections would be “uncomfortable”. That face you are making reading that sentence is precisely right.