“Well you see, genie, you said you would make one of my client’s wishes come true. But as you acknowledged - nothing changed, because it was already true. So therefore, you didn’t make a wish come true, so she still has another wi-“ [my head gets cut off by a magic scimitar]
That’s why you gotta burn one wish on forcing the genie to answer all your questions truthfully, satisfyingly, not exhaustively but still without leaving out any crucial information. Then you ask them how they would interpret each of your hypothetical wishes. You can also learn the truths of the universe this way.
Alternatively you just befriend it
My second wish was always to wish for more (and better) wish-fulfilling genies, because I’m a little shithead. I also get stressed out about the implication of genies. Like genies must mean that there is an afterlife, and so if I choose not to do what is for the common good, am I then dooming myself to burn in hell because I - by inaction - have chosen to let billions suffer?
Yeah because on the other hand any wish I make that “saves the world” will basically require me fundamentally restructuring the lives of most everyone, probably also including their mindsets - basically enslaving others to my will. That’s also not good, but if I just focus on my self am I being selfish?
Genie: Dude I dunno, just wish to be a prince or something, don’t worry about it lol
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❌ “I wish I was a girl.”
✔️ “I would like you to transform me physically into a girl.”
There, that should do it 👍
Both wrong options, you should say this instead
. Transform me me physically painlessly into hatsune miku without any consequences and no documentation issues.
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looks at pfp
Where did you find the genie you fuck
You get sued by the vocaloid company
Didn’t think of this damn
you are now a 5 year old child
I mean, you get to relive childhood as a girl and if you keep your mind you can make better life decisions.
very tripy being madure in a world of inmadure peple for such a long time, better erase my memories
Imagine you become transman, ultimate genie troll
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how?
Probably some other options as well
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Ah right, I forgot about this
“Well you see, genie, you said you would make one of my client’s wishes come true. But as you acknowledged - nothing changed, because it was already true. So therefore, you didn’t make a wish come true, so she still has another wi-“ [my head gets cut off by a magic scimitar]
That’s why you gotta burn one wish on forcing the genie to answer all your questions truthfully, satisfyingly, not exhaustively but still without leaving out any crucial information. Then you ask them how they would interpret each of your hypothetical wishes. You can also learn the truths of the universe this way.
Alternatively you just befriend it
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My second wish was always to wish for more (and better) wish-fulfilling genies, because I’m a little shithead. I also get stressed out about the implication of genies. Like genies must mean that there is an afterlife, and so if I choose not to do what is for the common good, am I then dooming myself to burn in hell because I - by inaction - have chosen to let billions suffer?
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Yeah because on the other hand any wish I make that “saves the world” will basically require me fundamentally restructuring the lives of most everyone, probably also including their mindsets - basically enslaving others to my will. That’s also not good, but if I just focus on my self am I being selfish?
Genie: Dude I dunno, just wish to be a prince or something, don’t worry about it lol