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I love shit like this so much. A handmade cake is a level of tetration above a store-bought.
Note that there’s nothing wrong with a solid store-bought cake. I just value handmade extremely high.
Fix it:
Draw a big heart with an arrow through it. Emphasize the arrow.
I know it’s supposed to represent Cupid, or some shit, but at some point in my life I looked at an arrow-through-heart and thought: “that’s fucked up.” Now I can’t see it the other way.
‘I drew a mortally wounded vial organ for you, enjoy’
‘I also cut off this plants genitalia for you, hope you like them’
This thread is incredible
Given one next year that says two years.
RETURN THE SLAB EUSTACEWHAT’S YER OFFER?
The new Ring movie has dropped.
So you watch some weird video and this cake shows up at your door or something?
You watch the cake and some weird video shows up at your door
I think you just came up with a plot that’s even more boring than The Ring.
You read the message, and it starts bleeding before your eyes. Suddenly, the blood forms a crevice in the cake through which a hand pushes its way upwards, as if a corpse crawled from its grave…
