Is this a joke? What else could be under that tarp? It even has a little flap for the plug.

I feel my ability to understand satire is being attacked by reality.

And I checked the comments and its a mix of musk riding:

“I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit”

or thinking this is a joke:

“That’s not hiding the fact that there’s a swastikar under it”

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    Shit, I forgot about “swastikar”, I kept shouting “Nazi Car” at all the Teslas in DTLA today.

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      Pictures don’t do them justice at all. They are hulking monstrosities in real life and it just doesn’t really come across in pictures.

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    i never realised how big that car actually is

    imagine how many kids you can run over with that thing, amazing

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    I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s

    1. Not all change is good, you dimwitted simpleton.

    2. It’s lives.

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    “I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit”

    That’s got to be a Musk alt

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      Do they prevent spray paint?

      Why is the answer to Elon always some half cocked response that ignores reality.

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      I always thought that was a weird challenge to issue. And why would you want unbreakable side windows? To frustrate a rescue?

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        Uhh, if you were the kind of enormous asshole that Elon Musk is, would you want to ride in any unarmored car?

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        Elon has this thing in his mind where the world will turn into some apocalyptic dystopia like that Futurama episode where Fry freezes himself for another 1000 years. That’s also why he put a bio attack mode in the Model Y.

        And now he’s doing everything to make sure the world actually turns into that.

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          The bio defense mode is just a HEPA filter from what I can tell, my Seat Leon has that which I often activate in tunnels during winters as studded tires are creating a lot of concrete dust.

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            Yeah, no doubt it’s probably not a wise idea to take a Model X into a WWI battlefield.

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        I’ve never thought of it that way, lol. Tech Bros must just say and do whatever they think will earn them the most praise and money. I think that is why they raised that because it was being marketed as an “ultimate truck” even though when it panned out it was the complete opposite.

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          Ideally with cans of brake cleaner. On the paint and clear coat. Brand them, like Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds.

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          Yeah now no one will know whats under that tarp…

          (do they think people do not have object permanence?)

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        It’s something that comes in handy when you covertly rob a bank. No broken windows. No one will ever know it’s you.

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        That is the windshield, they claim the side windows. (you know the very opposite way most would want, like a cursed wish)

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    I wonder if you can apply something adhesive under the tarp and let it just sit overnight. There so many terrible things you can do under a tarp quickly and without anyone even knowing since the cameras are convered up.

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      After sealing up cracks and drafts in my house, all I can say is one can of spray foam can cause unimaginable frustration.

      Ziptie the trigger and chuck it under the tarp.