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Tweet saying: My bf was slow cooking ribs and I guess they were done in the middle of the night. So this man wakes me up at 3 am and goes “here babe, i brought you a rib.” So we sat in bed and ate ribs. I’ve found my soulmate.

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      18 days ago

      I’m a firm believer of snacking in bed, usually while watching tv. But there are certain types of food that are allowed, for exactly this reason. This is not one of those foods.

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      18 days ago

      Maybe it was on a plate and he also brought a big napkin, and followed up with a hot wet washcloth. The one that already has a stain.

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          18 days ago

          My wife and I literally eat in bed 99% of the time using little tray things like that. A dangerous game to be sure, but very comfy :D

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            17 days ago

            You’re doing it wrong. Your wife is supposed to be naked, and you’re supposed to put the bone inside her, and then lick it up! If that rib meat can’t be licked off the bone, then you’re doing late night ribs wrong.