fossilesqueM to Science MemesEnglish · 1 month agoNeutronium would like a word.imagemessage-square118linkfedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down19
arrow-up11.07Karrow-down1imageNeutronium would like a word.fossilesqueM to Science MemesEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square118linkfedilink
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoI’m pretty sure you’re about to break a lot of postal regulations.
minus-squareTh3D3k0y@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoYou know… Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though. https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoCutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoYou can get a kit! https://store.usps.com/store/product/cremated-remains-kit-1-P_BOX_CREKIT1 I had ordered some stickers but they never sent them. :(
I’m pretty sure you’re about to break a lot of postal regulations.
You know…
Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though.
https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
Cutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.
You can get a kit!
https://store.usps.com/store/product/cremated-remains-kit-1-P_BOX_CREKIT1
I had ordered some stickers but they never sent them. :(