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some of their snouts were covered with a white powdery substance, as if they’d been snorting cocaine

The long awaited spinoff of Cocaine Bear is coming to a theatre near you!

At least a dozen species are susceptible, and populations of three of these—the northern long-eared bat, the little brown bat, and the tricolored bat—have plunged by 90 percent. … White nose has been called “the worst wildlife disease outbreak in North American history.”

Oh… That sucks. :/