This is like 5 years old lol
Like, there’s some kid who’s now in kindergarten who was born the minute this tweet was posted.
I’m realizing just now that I’m old and that time is linear and unidirectional…
time keeps on slippin slippin slippin, into the future
Damn, it was new to me :(
Friendly reminder just for your reference that the date is posted right by the tweet.
It’s 1995!
Now that I’m older,
stress weighs on my shoulder…imagining the mother in the hospital bed exhausted after an hours long labor and the father gets a notification on his phone and he’s like “babe check it out, new dril dunk on dersh”
and then they let her hold the kid
always legend
Hope my camp housing has dril in it
Alan’s Lawyers: Hey buddy, how’re you doing? Uh… as your lawyers we feel it is our due dilligence to remind you that, you have to pay us whether you are found guilty or not.
Elon was doing the same posturing recently because he also knows they will never ever release the tapes.
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