how can one person be this embarrassing
He’s reaching levels of extremely divorced that were never thought possible
this isn’t divorced this is thirteen year old with an oc
Elon refracting all the weird and embarassing guys of every age into his single vessel
I’ll have to study the different types of Right Wing Guys more closelyI wasn’t saying he’s like a right wing teenager. It’s just that his mentality and things he finds cool is normal for a teenager but extremely embarrassing from a 54 year old man
Oh for sure, he’s a whole man-child.
World’s first 50-something with chūnibyō
“Cringe is dead” mfers when they see Elon musk
100% pure unadulterated cringe not from concentrate
“It’s based on one character from one book, and another character from a fanfic of that same book”
It’s based on one character from one book, and
anotherthat same character from a fanfic of that same book✨Creative genius✨
Edward Cullen and Christian Grey
Literally character and his fanfiction expy
Also Christian grey is a textbook abuser. Like, it’s not even subtle.
Edit: whoops, see reply
It’s not just not subtle, isn’t it like the main plot, especially in the third book, that it’s just about getting out of an abusive relationship?
No, the author has multiple times gotten into tirades against people that think Grey is an abuser. She’s made it very very clear that the books do not in any way shape or form represent an abusive relationship. She’s categorically blind to the idea that the man with a hair-trigger temper that isolates Anastasia, ignores her consent, gaslights her, makes her suppress her feelings around him, and intentionally gets her drunk to take advantage of her may be abusive. Awful author.
In fact she doubled down in the reboot(?) book retelling the story from Grey’s POV where he’s very much actively making these decisions.
Wow, that’s dreadful. I think maybe it’s because I was going off of a plot synopsis and thought “there’s no way this is meant to be okay,” especially the isolation part. Like, is it really a marketable kink to be isolated from your friends and family indefinitely by a controlling partner?
Nope, she’s just a really bad author, wholesale selling a trilogy that’s a very lightly edited version of her completed fan fiction.
Apparently she wrote a non 50 Shades book that’s worse lmao
making really bad games under a different name to make my own shit look good by comparison
People are into some weird shit. Yandere fetishism is an entire genre.
Yeah, but Yandere fans usually don’t pretend that the Yandere isn’t abusive (at least when it’s the really overt “no leaving the apartment without my permission” sort of stuff)
You laugh, but this thing is going to be in charge of deploying F-35's in a few years
A fighter designed by one of
’s companies will have warning tones replaced with fart noises and “pull up” notifications replaced with “pull out” in an anime girl voice
good. anything to degrade the efficacy of the imperial military
This is Musk’s self-insert lmfaoooooooooooooooo
It’s how he wants others to see himself.
It is so obvious it is this it hurts.
H A I R S
The right has read another book and it’s making the left nervous.
Because the left has still only read one book?
I’ll read more when you bring the pictures back
My understanding is that the joke refers to the “left”, not the Left, as it were.
“The guy from Dark Souls”
??? Do they mean Patches?
Pretty sure they mean John Dark Souls, the protagonist of the Dark Souls franchise. (to be serious I think that’s an screengrab taken from an archive site where the image in that post didn’t survive archival)
Dark Soulsguy
Can’t remember which FromSoft fantasy game it was, but there was one where you fight an NPC or invader and the item description for his pants mentions they’re covered in shit.
Nice one Grok! Like, Kraven the Hunter…He will be Draven the Predator! Yeah, I like the sound of that
نشط: يدخل Jax في Evasion ، وهو موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية غير البرجية ضده طوال المدة. يحصل Jax أيضًا على تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي يتم الحصول عليها من أبطال البطل. يمكن إعادة صياغة Counter Strike بعد ثانية واحدة ، ويتم ذلك تلقائيًا بعد انتهاء المدة.
RECAST: يلحق Jax ضررًا جسديًا لجميع الأعداء القريبين ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، وزيادة تصل إلى 100٪ ، ويصعقهم الصاعقة لمدة ثانية واحدة
this might be the first time in history where I’m not excited about a sullen space twink
Oh my God… he has a type… Elon probably thinks he’s light yagami.
@TheRogueKitten@hexbear.net Theres no fucking way lmao.
You’re a fucking billionaire and haven’t created your own shadow bougie intelligence unit shut the fuck up my dude you’re literally one of the least competent billionaires that exists.
This man is a walking cognitohazard.
Paul Muad’Dib Atreides
P4V1 “M’lady” Alcatrades
:kelly:
JFC, it’s real.
posting my
emoji with the kind of force you use to press a button when you’re pissed off that it doesn’t seem to do anythingPosting this here for absolutely no reason
https://xcancel.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1944852457408094420#m
this segment was the juicy, crisp apple on top of a great episode
@grok is it possible to die of cringe
oh come on what the fuck even is this
