Like little children, it’s generally hard to communicate with fascists. However, with careful wording and a proper attitude, you can make it work!

Here are some example conversation starters:

• Say, that wall looks nice today, don’t you think?

• I think you’d look a lot nicer if there were some bullet holes in your head.

• Have you ever heard of the Foibe massacres? Do you want to experience it interactively?

• Is there something behind you? Why don’t you take a look?

• I’d hate it if your last wishes weren’t respected. Can I have your will for a moment?