That’s wild, what a girlboss. Incidentally, did you know that I have declared myself the leader of the Unified Republic of Ireland and hereby demand the removal of all British occupation forces?
unfathombly based, you have won the nobel prize and declared the person of the year! Now, we’ll show you on TV for some months and forget about you right after 👏👏
While Seanchaí will be the national leader of the Unified Republic of Ireland, I’ll declare myself as leader of the EU before anyone else does.
Fáilte chuig an gclub, Seanchaí!
Guaidouskaya:
That’s wild, what a girlboss. Incidentally, did you know that I have declared myself the leader of the Unified Republic of Ireland and hereby demand the removal of all British occupation forces?
My prize should be in the mail any day now.
unfathombly based, you have won the nobel prize and declared the person of the year! Now, we’ll show you on TV for some months and forget about you right after 👏👏
Lmao I didn’t realise it was so easy to become a national leader of a sovereign nation 🙃 we’ve done it wrong all these years comrades.
While Seanchaí will be the national leader of the Unified Republic of Ireland, I’ll declare myself as leader of the EU before anyone else does.
Fáilte chuig an gclub, Seanchaí!
That leaves England and the former (now free nations by my order) devolved administations of the UK up for grabs.
I declare myself as chair of the Great Socialist Republic of England sorry not sorry.
You can always rule as Governor of any European Republic in our People’s Union.
I’ll happily do that 😊
While we’re still at it, it looks like South Korea is still up for grabs.
I am now the general secretary of the democratic people’s republic of reunited korea
Fucking based ✊️
She didn’t say it, she declared it.
Well I declare she’s a bellend so that’s that.
Is that like declaring bankruptcy? I go outside and yell it loudly and all my debts are forgiven?
There can’t be two rulers tho, Guaido already claimed Belarus. Finders keepers.
Is that also a reason why Maduro have a sword?
CIA puppets fear the Bushido.
Trump jotting down ideas from Twitter on how to become president of USA once again (and get unbanned on Twitter):
This has to be satire lol
It isn’t. There’s even video.