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minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up104·2 年前Tell the pilot to cross into another time zone so you have an extra hour. Just make sure they don’t go the wrong direction.
minus-squareXusontha@ls.buckodr.inklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 年前Nah going backwards will just give an integer overflow so you get essentially infinite time
minus-squarexthexder@l.sw0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 年前It’s due at 11:59pm, but we teleported forward 1 hour and skipped right over it. We now have 23h07m left!
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 年前If you consider the Bounce Theory, you have until the universe resets and bounces back to the due date to finish.
minus-squareStarkillerX42@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 年前You’re asking a scientist to do a critical calculation without making a sign error first? Lol
minus-squarealcasa@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 年前Just tell the pilot to fly faster and relativity should handle the rest
minus-squarenicoweio@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 年前Unfortunately, time dilation works the other way around.
minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·2 年前So fly very slowly?
minus-squareChobbes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 年前Most academic deadlines are “anywhere on earth” in my experience.
Tell the pilot to cross into another time zone so you have an extra hour. Just make sure they don’t go the wrong direction.
Nah going backwards will just give an integer overflow so you get essentially infinite time
It’s due at 11:59pm, but we teleported forward 1 hour and skipped right over it. We now have 23h07m left!
If you consider the Bounce Theory, you have until the universe resets and bounces back to the due date to finish.
You’re asking a scientist to do a critical calculation without making a sign error first? Lol
Just tell the pilot to fly faster and relativity should handle the rest
Unfortunately, time dilation works the other way around.
So fly very slowly?
Most academic deadlines are “anywhere on earth” in my experience.