Imagine being so good at space launches it’s economical to trap people in space. All those suckers working hard all their life for a chance to go to space in Europe should’ve just moved to China and started a lib blog.

Edit: Wait crap I ate the onion. I am the onion eater.

The THINK TANK’s being the source for these news stories is the most bizare thing for me

This reminds me of when Ron or Rand Paul said that socialist health care would be “enslaving doctors”.