we need oversight of their massive budget to stop this travesty!
How can I be a paedophile when I’m a youth pastor driving a shady white van that has sex crossed out on the back? I’m just on my way to talk to kids about how horny I’m not.
Yep, I’m going to be the least surprised person when the guy that owns the van ends up in prison.
That’s ironically the horniest thing I’ve ever seen. Smut busters teen team??
It’s a prop from a tv show where the whole joke is that the guy who made it is incredibly sexually repressed.
The righteous gemstones strike again
Well, sounds like we need to give them more funding, jack!
The splatter imagery on the logo is especially sus.
The Volcel Police have taken up action against local sex predator shop by buying out all of their merchandise in order to destroy it.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Smut Busters juice is just pee
Not if you’re brave enough.
I refuse to believe that’s anything other than projection. There’s no other line that gets you to that van
It’s from a very good HBO show called Righteous Gemstones about a family that runs a megachurch in the South.
I will martyr myself for the volcel cause by buying all the smut.
This Film Is Dedicated To The Brave Smut Busters Of South Carolina
is this like ghostbusters, do they have sci-fi vaccuums to suck up all the porn
or do they have little handcuffs they put on your dick if you have sex
They go to all the sex shops and buy out their supply
While no ghosts are involved, this is still a common job hazard
“I’ve seen things you people would not believe…”
No but they have vacuums to contain all the vital fluids
I will continue being skeptical of the morals of anyone that uses the word “teen” in their branding.
I bet their Hell House for Halloween is the bomb.
Can I use “the bomb” or does that verge on fedposting?
is that the smutbusters van from righteous gemstones lmao
My brother was an officer of the Volcel force, died inaction. Not all cops are bad. RIP
