They said I had a poor grasp of human anatomy...
I told them they could grasp MY human anatomy
[Trivial: Succesful] — Your trans girlfriend is not biologically capable of being impregnated.
[Medium: Failure] — Just because you’ve failed before doesn’t mean that it’s impossible, maybe you just need to get better at impregnating.
— What if I just tried harder?
— Yes, yes! Pump her full of that good stuff! Breed her until she’s got no choice but to bear a child for you! You can practically already feel her writhing beneath you.
[Challenging: Succesful] — You are the law. If you dominated her forcefully enough she’d have no choice but to obey you and be pregnant. Like a good girl.Transfems take seconds to go from debating marxism to being some of the horniest people on the planet. Its almost an art.
You don’t do both at the same time? Skill issue
I wanna be seized like the means of production.
All statements of transfem happen in pairs. First as theory, then as horny.
What the hell is going on with her boob
The Jack’O pose is a pathway to anatomy that many consider to be… Unnatural.
Honestly I could probably get close with some practice, but I do yoga and am super flexible.
Catgirls are non-Newtonian fluids
But is this photo dynamic? I thought this is a static pose.
Just keep throwing babies at the colon wall until one of them sticks. You got this, I believe in you.
The colon‽‽‽ Did you get, like, any sex education growing up‽ Lmfao. No, obviously it’s the inguinal canals you have to shoot into, but you have to frame-perfectly button-mash the prostate beforehand in order to trigger the glitch. Smh can’t believe people these days don’t even know basic biology anymore
Nobody except trans women and a small number of urologists learns about linguinal canals. Nobody.
Anybody who’s ever had treatment for an inguinal hernia now has a choice to make: transition, or go to med school.
…Or I guess both is also an option.
linguinal canalfredo
*taps bandana* infinite ammo makes any mission easier
inguinal canals you have to shoot into
So sex is basically making linguini with white sauce.
…White?
unfortunately, coom is white
reproductive health doctor looking at sperm like
Not after enough time on HRT.
wdym thats where babies come from
wdym colon wall, you’re aware there’s trans women with vaginas, right?
Do they not have buttholes?
Well yeah, girls don’t poop
New lore just dropped: after 1-4 months on E you just stop pooping and your butthole seals up like a caterpillar becoming a beautiful buttlessfly.
“Oh you’ve pinched your last loaf, missy!”
Folks this is a soaking wet horny containment zone please leave the premises immediately
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
This is the proper use for hexbear. Pure hornyposting
Oh, to be this.
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TBH i don’t even want kids, but i’m not gonna pass on these free abortions.
If only…
Ngl, tho, looks too much like SA… I’ll get out of here…
(Edit: I meant I didn’t approve of this)
lmao what
In what way does this look like SA
She looks roughed up in the picture… I feel like she’s had more than enough…
the expression of a tortured individual no doubt
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