This is a parody account on Twitter
Yeah this has to be satire
It is satire lol
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I didn’t get wooshed though? I knew it was satire
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Why are you so butthurt lmao
School finished early today?
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That last line gave it away, lol
He’s the cold call guy
So this sub just doesn’t get sarcasm?
Eh people just like to have something to get angry over
it’s pretty shit sarcasm when it’s just what a lot of strange people would unironically say
It’s a satire and stuff, but if I’d ever be in this kind of a situation, I’d order something to their table just to confuse everyone. Imagine doing it and looking them in the eyes when staff brings meals or a bottle. You’d better look for where the back exit in this place is.
What an idiot.
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Its hard to understand someone with boot in their mouth all the time.
Edit: Comments don’t need to interrupt the satire flow. Woosh yourselves :)
This is pretty clearly satire.
inb4 “muh Poe’s law” from people who take pride in deliberately ignoring context clues
You know some people literally just miss those cues.
We’ve got one! You’ve the foresight of a sage.
And yet, there are people like this who enjoy sniffing Billionaire farts.
