fossilesqueM to Science MemesEnglish · edit-21 year agoPSA for the Fellas: Date her, lose your head. (You can't fix Miss Mantodea.)imagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1383arrow-down114
arrow-up1369arrow-down1imagePSA for the Fellas: Date her, lose your head. (You can't fix Miss Mantodea.)fossilesqueM to Science MemesEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squarethanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoDepending on the terrain you may be able to outrun her. Those cleats will give her the advantage on grass and carpet, but if you can make it to a laminate floor, you’ve got a chance.
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoAin’t no way you outrun her. She can fly.
Depending on the terrain you may be able to outrun her. Those cleats will give her the advantage on grass and carpet, but if you can make it to a laminate floor, you’ve got a chance.
Ain’t no way you outrun her. She can fly.