I used to work for a sports merchandise store and I regularly had women ask me if it was okay for their husbands to wear teal jerseys.
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Your husband will not explode if he puts on a Jaguars or Mariners jersey.
I love that my queer ass is the authority on cis-het masculinity. Like, yeah dude, teal is a manly color now. In fact, no one is talking about it, but so is fuchsia. Have you considered buying him a breast cancer awareness jersey?
Hockey men make me feel gay as hell, so there might be something there
BUt also!
San Jose has no fucking buisness having a hockey team. There’s no ice. A hockey team on the west coast is just a flex that your city has at least 1 billionaire from the Midwest living in it.
I used to work for a sports merchandise store and I regularly had women ask me if it was okay for their husbands to wear teal jerseys.
Like
Your husband will not explode if he puts on a Jaguars or Mariners jersey.
I love that my queer ass is the authority on cis-het masculinity. Like, yeah dude, teal is a manly color now. In fact, no one is talking about it, but so is fuchsia. Have you considered buying him a breast cancer awareness jersey?
The San Jose Sharks are gay as hell, apparently.
Hockey men make me feel gay as hell, so there might be something there
BUt also!
San Jose has no fucking buisness having a hockey team. There’s no ice. A hockey team on the west coast is just a flex that your city has at least 1 billionaire from the Midwest living in it.
Fuchsia = Koga’s gym = Poison types = Feminine fighting style = Gay
Sorry
call me gay all you want, it won’t cleanse Toxic
[Attack misses]
[Takes 7/16 of HP in toxic damage]
[Faints]
Lionel Messi, the guy everyone loves in soccer, and is largely seen as one of the greatest of all time, currently wears a pink jersey.