Went for a doctor’s test with 12hrs fasting, no food or water. I felt extra dumb this morning, and hungry, and after the appointment I went to shop some groceries. I was starving, so on my way out I bought some sushi but the salesperson didn’t give me chopsticks so I just had to suck it up and eat it home. Only it leaked during the trip home and spoiled my groceries.

People: don’t ever go food shopping on an empty stomach. Nothing good ever comes of it, ever