Step 1: Learn Spanish
Step 2: Become a medium
Step 3: Move to Argentina
Step 4: Have a seánce with Javier Milei
Step 5: Tell him his dogs think that in order to truly free the markets, the means of production must be nationalized
Step 6: Tell him to stop dating his sister
Step 7: Communism has won
This was a realistic plan until Step 6.