Because then you can spend the entire workday litwrally dying in the bqthroom
Oh good. I already am eating from the trash all the time.
The vending machine company at X throws the expired snacks in the bin. I’ve got their schedule down so that within the hour I’m in there fishing my treats out of the rubbish.
Please help my shit is more liquid than my piss
Eating level 3 Buldak Ramen so I can have IBS at work on the clock
oh fuck I didn’t even know it went to 3x
I had 2x, with some mix-ins added to try to keep it milder, while on the cytube watching something the other week and I was sweating the whole time lol
I like it but 3x must be ludicrous
I’ve gotten old enough to the point where I have to plan out eating spicy shit on my days off because my body can’t physically handle it anymore.
It’s what all the cool kids do nowadays 
(mostly because the cool kids can’t afford food)
carbon negative diet 💚
wtf frank reynolds posting on hexbear
